Squawk Dirty to Me® Lanyard

The official Squawk Dirty to Me® Lanyard will compliment any pilot, air traffic controller on the ramp, or tower security officer.  These are made with love and chemtrails and will feel great on the skin while shortening your life span as direct contact with chemtrails can actually be deadly.  Get yours today, YOLO!

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